"I do sort of like it when he’s rude to me. Hopefully that’s more a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing."
— Mark Corrigan
"Look at me, friends with a big black businessman like it’s the most natural thing in the world!"
— Mark Corrigan
"Don’t be alarmed, Mark. It’s just Tai Chi."
— Johnson
- Johnson: If we succeed, I'm going to be Charles and you'll be my Camilla.
- Mark Corrigan: [voiceover] I'm going to be Johnson's Queen! If the public will accept me, I'm going to be Johnson's Queen!
